I have a few questions for the universe. Some hypothetical/rhetorical, others that I would like an answer to but fear I will never get. Questions: 1. Why is it that no matter how small you seem to make a taco it still seems to always fall apart? 2. Why do people send smilies :) when they text you back and really have nothing to say? 3. Why is it that when a single person is around a married person and makes the statement that they are tired of being single, the married person always says something like "You don't know how good you have it." or "I wish I could do all the stuff you can do." Really?? 4. WHY do people go on dates if they're not looking for a relationship?? 5. Why must everyone that is married have to remind me that me being single has so many freedoms? 6. Why do we have to pay for gas, shouldn't it just be available since we all need it and pretty much the country can't run without it? 7. Why is there reality TV...come on we all know thats not reality?? 8. Why can't life come with a GPS and guide me right where I need to be and when I make a wrong turn it would let me know by saying "Rerouting" and it would also have signs along the way that would point out important things like, "Marry Him," or "U-turn fast he's a loser and a very bad detour!!" 9. Why do people think that taking a pic with their phone in the mirror looks good??? 10. Who decided to do away with Elmer's Paste? 11. Why does school have to start at 7:45 am, why not at 10 am?? 12. Why can't you just go to the store and buy a husband and kid and it all have an owners manual with it? 13. How in the world did people like Samantha Brown and Anthony Bourdain go about getting their jobs...where do you sign up for that??? 14. Why didn't Noah just Squash those two ants, misquotes, and roaches on the ark...Im just saying??
I will end on number 14, well just because I can...it is my stinking blog haha!!!
If you happen to run into Miss Universe (yes, the universe would be a woman) could you maybe ask her some of the questions above and let me know what she has to say, especially #12! But if she is anything like I think Lady Luck is, she's a mean sort and will just jerk you around ;)
~Till Next Time